“ Truly an excellent food, cigar and service establishment. I am from out of town and was looking for a reasonable and clean place to both buy and smoke a cigar. The steak is on point. I’m from a state that cares about medium rare steak and these folks know how to freaking cook. The beer was fresh and cold. The service was exceptional and the bathrooms were immaculate. Try going to any random food place and look at the damn bathrooms... SERIOUSLY! This place was clean. The customer service was on point and the food was exceptional. 5 stars easily a place i will go again when in town. ”

“ Went early on a Sunday for brunch. Very welcoming staff, food was great and well priced. No dancers due to the hour but that’s ok still very enjoyable as a restaurant. Read an article in the Washington post and had to check the place out. Will definitely be returning! ”

“ What a breath of fresh air. Crystal City Restaurant has everything a gentleman can ask. Great ambiance, delicious food, terrific customer service, my hostess Spencer made sure my half and half was always flowing. And what a great smile. And certainly last but not least the ladies were down to earth and easy on the eyes. I’ll be visiting with friends and family. Tx Crystal City for your hospitality. ”

“ My friend and her boyfriend took me here when I was visiting them in DC. It was my first strip club experience and I had an AMAZING time. I was absolutely gay panicking all over the place at the gorgeous women lol and I think everyone was entertained by it, my friends and the staff included. I had a wonderful conversation with a few of the dancers when we ran into each other in the bathroom, it was delightful. They were all so nice! As long as you come prepared to give these wonderful ladies a lot of money and you aren't a jerk, you'll have a good time (wearing a cute outfit helps ;) ). ”

“ The filet mignon bites are excellent! Absolutely devoured them. Courteous, prompt staff. The dances are softcore with just partial nudity. Not a strip club, more like a restraunt with sensual entertainment. Would be great for night out with friends. ”

“ Food is amazing, dancers are pretty as well as fun to talk to,. Managers are fair and fun to talk to as well. its the local bar atmosphere with hot women. shout out to Newt, Tonya, Mo, Terry, Sean, for always being welcoming and accommodating. Oh yea and my fav dancers Charlotte, Jessica, Vee, Stella, Kat, Kiki, Liz and I'm sure I missed a couple lol Good Times ”

“ my first strip club experience and I had an AMAZING time. I was absolutely gay panicking all over the place at the gorgeous women lol and I think everyone was entertained by it, my friends and the staff included. I had a wonderful conversation with a few of the dancers when we ran into each other in the bathroom, it was delightful. They were all so nice! ”

“ Suri(?) was absolutely amazing. First time going to a club and the dancers were absolutely dolls. I could not have had a better time. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to grab their names, but the pair of dancers who preformed together were so sweet and absolutely made my night with their sweet gesture. Hopefully I get to see the three of them again! For those who are looking for their first experience, this establishment was a great laid back and friendly atmosphere. We will definitely be coming back. ”